Holy Smokes: Vacation Rental Property in Townsend TN

Holy Smokes: Vacation Rental Property in Townsend TN

Vacation Cabin in Townsend Tennessee

Bedrooms: 2 Bedrooms • Sleeps 5
Bathrooms: 2 Full Bathrooms
Air Conditioning: Yes
Internet: Internet Access
Pet Friendly: Yes
Washer/Dryer: Yes
Map of Townsend

Rates & Availability  
(Displayed in USD)

  • Daily Rates from $110 to $195 per night

Already Booked

Property Description

Holy Smokes has such a special history. It was once a small town church for this area. Sold and renovated in to a home years ago, the cabin is now an overnight vacation rental.

Located at the owners entrance to Laurel Valley, Holy Smokes is convenient to find and easy to access. Concrete roads make it easy to access the cabin with all types of vehicles including motorcycles and vehicles toting trailers. There is enough parking for 6 vehicles on gravel in front of the cabin.

As you enter the cabin, you will find a vestibule with a bench and lamp making a great reading space. Across from there is an enclosed laundry area with a full size washer and dryer.

Venture a little further and you will find an open concept living area with a fully equipped kitchen, dining table, and living area. The high ceilings and big screen TV add to the luxuriousness of the living space. The living room also features a gas fireplace to add coziness.

Holy Smokes offers two private bedrooms. The master has an ensuite bathroom with a tub shower and lots of storage space. The bed is queen size with storage space underneath for clothing and linens. The 2nd bedroom has a built in bunk bed set. The bottom bunk has a full size bed with a TV at the feet. Above the full bed is an enclosed twin side bed great for a child. It is a really fun place to stay. There is a full 2nd bathroom off of the living area as well. PLEASE NOTE THAT BOTH BEDS ARE LIFTED AND MAY BE DIFFICULT FOR A PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TO ACCESS.

Outside of Holy Smokes, you will find a large deck with outdoor dining. There is a park grill for you to use to cook steaks or burgers. Guests are also welcome to use our outdoor fire pit to roast marsh mellows and spend time around the fire. The fenced in yard is great for those with children who want to play outside. Down the hill, behind the cabin, you will find a small creek and trail where bigger kids can explore and roam without getting far from the cabin.

PLEASE NOTE - Holy Smokies has Xfinity cable on the living room TV only. The other TV, in the small bedroom, is a smart TV where you can log in to your favorite services with your own account.

IMPORTANT: Out of respect for the holidays and our employees, we do NOT allow ANY check in or outs on Thanksgiving Day or Christmas Day



*3pm - there is NO check-in office, you go straight to the cabin


*10am - Please follow our check out guidelines.


*On During: October 1st - April 1st

Common Concerns:

*Road Conditions: Some of our cabins are on steep, narrow, curvy, mountain roads. If you are concerned about road conditions to get to a cabin, please feel free to ask us! None of our cabins require a 4 wheel drive under normal weather conditions but some do in inclement weather.

*TV & WiFi: We do have TV's and WiFi in most all of our cabins. There are times when heavy cloud cover, weather systems, mountains, or trees will cause problems with the signals. We always want our guests to have the comforts they want on vacation, but there are times we cannot control this problem.

*Pests & Wildlife: Here in the Smoky Mountains, we have lots of native bugs and wildlife. All of our cabins are treated for pests, but there are times you will find bugs or even have trouble with bugs. Please let us know if they are causing trouble, we will handle it as quickly and efficiently as possible. Please never feed, taunt or approach any wildlife. This is their home and we are the visitors.

Cancellation Policy:

*$50 cancellation fee

*Before 30 days - you will get all of your money back (-$50)

*Within 30 days - whatever dates we can rebook, this is the amount that we will refund back (-$50). Example: if you had 5 nights & we rebooked 4 nights = you will be refunded 4 night+tax+cleaning fee

Activities and Special Interests

This property provides access to the following activities and special interests:

» Pet Friendly

Featured Amenities

» Air Conditioning
» Grill
» Washer/Dryer
» Internet Access
» Fireplace
» Pets Allowed

Property Features

» Oven
» Stove
» Toaster
» Blender
» Microwave

Other Property Amenities

Area: Just outside National Park, Location: Townsend TN, Square Feet (850), # of Steps (2), Non-Smoking, Mountain, Celing Fans (2), Deck (1), Outdoor Dining table, Fire Pit, Outdoor Firepit, Motorcycle Friendly, Coffee Maker - Standard, Heating

  • sleeps 5
  • 2 bedroom vacation rental
  • pet friendly rental
  • 2 bedroom cabin